A shot of JD

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Jul 11
A friend put together a mix CD of alt-country tracks for me (retro, I know). I used the Music Brainz audio recognition software to try to auto-tag the files, to save me typing up his handwritten tracklisting. Needless to say, the above is slightly incorrect.

A friend put together a mix CD of alt-country tracks for me (retro, I know). I used the Music Brainz audio recognition software to try to auto-tag the files, to save me typing up his handwritten tracklisting. Needless to say, the above is slightly incorrect.

Jul 11
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Jul 8
“You see that massive pile of patents Microsoft has been accumulating? What makes you think that they won’t use them to sue your disruptive hipster Web 2.0 startups into the grave? Oh, nothing?
A fat, lazy, slothful Microsoft is good for software innovation because they won’t go out and obliterate potential threats. A weak, hungry, cornered Microsoft? They’ll hit the big red lawsuit button so fast you won’t be able to blink.”
Doublethink: Hey, people dancing on Microsoft’s grave, be afraid
Jul 8
Jul 8
Jul 7
“We had a huge launch party on campus and I bet that party cost more than the amount of revenues we took in on the product.  As an employee, I am embarrassed.  As a shareholder, I am pissed.” A Microsoft employee talking about the Kin.
Jul 6
If programming languages were tools.
The only programming language I’ve ever been able to really do anything with was Visual Basic…and I definitely used it like a toddler flinging pudding at a wall with a plastic spoon.

If programming languages were tools.

The only programming language I’ve ever been able to really do anything with was Visual Basic…and I definitely used it like a toddler flinging pudding at a wall with a plastic spoon.

Jul 5
“Even the stupidest possible creative act is still a creative act. And I’d still take the most inane collaborative website over someone watching yet another half hour of TV.” Clay Shirky
Jul 2
“For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.” The Bulwer-Lytton award is given annually for the worst first sentence of a novel. Contestants craft deliberately bad opening lines. Molly Ringle took the 2010 prize with this gem.

A Shot of JD is a tumblelog by Jonathan Deamer.