Pursehouse wrote this intro to the latest Sentric Music newsletter. It made me laugh.
As the MCPS/PRS Reports that “around £2.5bn of music industry revenue is under threat if the economy moves into recession” here in the Sentric Office we’ve been cutting down on our luxuries that we’ve become ever so used to in order to save a bit of cash. Casualties include the South American bat dropping coffee (now that gives you wings), the limo account we use for the twice weekly trip to the post office and of course our weekly Friday lunchtime treat of Panda Sirloin steak (with Unicorn chutney).
With the £36.84 we’ve saved we’re contemplating one of two things; either buying Zimbabwe outright or taking over an already monopolistic bank so it becomes ‘Sent Mus Lloyds TSB HBOS’. Catchy.
